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Two Towers: Book IV

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Book IV

Frodo
My name is Frodo Baggins, and I’m the Ring-bearer
On a perilous journey with no margin for error
Got to throw the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom
That’s where it was forged, that’s where it must be consumed
So I’m traveling deep behind enemy lines
Risking life and limb, facing evil of all kinds
I’m just your average Hobbit, I don’t have many talents
But I can’t fail the fate of Middle-Earth hangs in the balance

Samwise
I’m just simple gardener I ain’t looking for trouble
But fuck with my friend and I’ll hit you with a shovel
Name is Samwise Gamgee, Sam for short
And I’m the hobbit to turn to when you need support
Everybody knows that I love my boy Frodo
Don’t even try to hurt him, I’ll snap you like a photo
If you do us wrong, I won’t beg for your pardon
I’ll just knock you out and bury you alive in my garden

Khamul
My name is Khamul, I was a man from the East
Now you’ll find me riding through the air on my fellbeast
I’m a Nazgul of Sauron, hunting down the ring
Second in command only to the Witch-king
When I enter a room, the air becomes cold
My presence instills fear in the most bold
Invisible, but my dark robes give me shape
I can smell your blood there’s no chance of escape

Faramir
My name is Faramir, Boromir’s little bro
And I could end a foe with one shot from my bow
I can be kind and gentle, but I ain’t no civilian
I’m a captain, I command the Rangers of Ithilien
Me and my troops are in charge of the border
Cause my homeland, Gondor, is right next to Mordor
And whenever we see Sauron’s minions, we bust them
No airport in Gondor, but we still got customs

Gollum
I’ll strangle you and hide your body like Deagol
If you call me Gollum, my name is Smeagol
I’ll use my bare hands and gut you like a fish
I really don’t give a shit about your last wish
My ring, my precious, find it we must
That Hobbitses Baggins, he stole it from us
When I find that rat, I’ll make his bones crack
And then “Gollum” we’ll take our precious back

Shelob
I don’t want towers, rings and material wealth
Just a glut of life, and death for everyone else
I’m Shelob the spider, pleasure to meet you
Come to my lair in the mountains so I can eat you
I’ll catch you in my web like a little insect
Then sting you and inject some poison in your neck
Taking great pleasure in your slow painful death
As I drink your warm blood and feast on your living flesh

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from Nerdcore, released April 29, 2010
J.R.R Tolkien: Inspiration

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Ari Lesser is a singer, songwriter, rapper, and spoken word artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He has performed all over the world, and written hundreds of songs on a wide range of subjects. Ari’s repertoire is expansive, touching on everything from history, to animals, to Star Wars, but now his focus and passion is making music based on the Torah. ... more

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