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The Return Of The King: Book V

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The Return Of The King

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Book V

Denethor
You want to give me advice, I don’t give a damn
Not king but I exercise power like I am
I’m tSteward of Gondor, Lord Denethor
And I don’t know what everyone is still fighting for
Middle-Earth is doomed, the end is near
I have foreseen everything on my Palintir
The ring is lost, Sauron has returned
The west has failed, go back and burn

Eowyn
My name is Eowyn, Rohan is my land
Got a horse between my legs and a sword in my hands
As you can tell I’m a blonde bombshell
I look real good and I fight just as well
Dress up like a man so that I can go to war
Like Mulan from Disney, but more hardcore
If you don’t believe me, you could give it a whirl
And find out what its like to get murdered by a girl

Witch-king
Sauron’s most dreadful servant, I’m the Witch-king
Black Captain of the nine wraiths searching for the ring
I’m Lord of the Nazgul and you are my prey
I won’t just slay thee, I shall l bear thee away
Beyond all darkness I’ll have you sent
Y ou’ll endlessly suffer in the houses of lament
Your flesh will be devoured, but you will not die
Thy shriveled mind will be left naked to the lidless eye

Merry
What’s up I’m Merry, my feet are kind of hairy
My home’s Buckland near the Bucklebury Ferry
Organized and efficient, I’m prepared for a mission
Got ponies and supplies ready for an expedition
I can hold my own no matter where I travel
Yeah I might be small but I’m hard like gravel
Even though I’m half your size, if you mess with me
I’ll stab you like the Witch-King in the back of your knee

King Of The Dead
I was cursed by Isildur cause I broke and oath
So now I’m not alive, or dead, I’m both
Was King of The Mountains, now I’m King of the Dead
My followers fill living beings with dread
Aragorn asked me to help and though he’d normally get slayed
I will just because I want my debt to be repaid
So for now the service of my dead army is at lease
Cause I must fulfill this oath so I can finally rest in peace

Sauron
My name is Sauron, I live in Mordor
If you a goblin or an orc then you probably my supporter
I live in Barad-Dur, the Dark Tower
And I’m the one who forged the One Ring of Power
I smoke enemies like fiends smoke dope
So bring me my ring like I’m the God-damn Pope
Or I’ll hunt your ass down with the Nazgul Nine
I’m taking over Middle-Earth, fall in line

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from Nerdcore, released April 29, 2010
J.R.R Tolkien: Inspiration

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Ari Lesser is a singer, songwriter, rapper, and spoken word artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He has performed all over the world, and written hundreds of songs on a wide range of subjects. Ari’s repertoire is expansive, touching on everything from history, to animals, to Star Wars, but now his focus and passion is making music based on the Torah. ... more

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