Name: The Fellowship Of The Ring: Book II
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The Fellowship Of The Ring: Book II

from Nerdcore by Ari Lesser

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The Fellowship Of The Ring

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Book II

Elrond
Call me Master Elrond, and don’t twisted
I’ve been fighting Sauron, since before you existed
Born in the First Age, and still living well
In the Last Homely House, I’m the Lord of Rivendell
My mind is the only things sharper than my sword
So I know that the One Ring cannot be ignored
The Ring will corrupt any men who employ it
The only chance we have of victory is to destroy it

Legolas
My name is Legolas, I’m a prince of the elves
Don’t piss me off if you care about your health
When I want you dead the chance of living is narrow
After I sink an arrow in your bone marrow
A sharpshooting sniper, striking like a viper
I’ll end you like a bug on a windshield wiper
Immortal Elven Archer cut you down like a knife
Hastening your departure to the afterlife

Gimli
I’m a dwarf, my name is Gimli, son of Gloin
I murder my foes with an axe to the loin
Don’t start no beef, I’m not comic relief
I’ll work you like metal and knock out your teeth
I’m a warrior, want to check my axe technique
Respect the beard, I ain’t no weird circus freak
Yeah I’m short and I’m stout, but have no doubt
If you stand in my way then I’ll take your ass out

Boromir
My name is Boromir, I’m the son of Denethor
Heir apparent to the Stewardship of Gondor
I’m the Captain and High Warden of the White Tower
A skilled general with great military power
On the battlefield, I’m the man in command
Taking my stand with long sword in hand
I don’t move forth like a thief in the night
You’ll hear the Horn of Gondor before I come into sight

Balrog
From deep within the Misty Mountains I came
A powerful demon of shadow and flame
A wicked, winged, whip-toting warrior
I am the mighty Balrog of Moria
A tremendous towering titan of terror
If our paths cross, you’ve made a huge error
When you see me, flea, and if you slip
You’ll meet your demise with the lash of my whip

Haldir
My name is Haldir, an elf you should fear
If you enter Lothlorien, I’ll make you disappear
Setting foot in the forest is the last thing you’ll do
Cause we don’t take kindly to foreigners like you
The penalty for trespassing here is death
I’ll catch you in the dark from the sound of your breath
Have you blindfolded and shot on the spot
Then leave your body lying in the woods to rot

Celeborn
My name is Celeborn and I’m not trying to be a hater
But if we compare intellects, mine is far greater
Sorry if it sounds like I’m full of myself
But in all of Middle-Earth I am the wisest elf
Lord of Lothlorien, my life is good
Reside in a tree house in the Golden Wood
As you can see I live a very rich life
Now let me introduce you to Galadriel my wife

Galadriel
My stunning gold hair has a silver glow
I am fair as the sea, and the sun, and the snow
Beautiful and terrible as Morning and Night
A strong, noble woman, over six feet in height
I am Queen Galadriel, the most powerful elf
And with the One Ring I could rule Middle-Earth myself
I’d be dreadful as the storm, strong as earth’s foundation
Luckily I’m wise enough to resist that temptation

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from Nerdcore, released April 29, 2010
J.R.R Tolkien: Inspiration

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Ari Lesser Cleveland

Ari Lesser is a singer, songwriter, rapper, and spoken word artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He has performed all over the world, and written hundreds of songs on a wide range of subjects. Ari’s repertoire is expansive, touching on everything from history, to animals, to Star Wars, but now his focus and passion is making music based on the Torah. ... more