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The Fellowship Of The Ring: Book I

from Nerdcore by Ari Lesser

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The Fellowship Of The Ring

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Book I

Gandalf The Grey
I’m Gandalf the Grey, greatest wizard of my day
And you better not say that I caused a delay
Cause I’m never late or early, I arrive when I mean
And the party don’t start till I step on the scene
You see me come around, it’s time to get down
I make the spot pop when I roll into town
With a cartload a fireworks light up the sky
Then light up some pipe-weed so we can get high

Pippen
I’m Peregrin Took but my friends call me Pippen
Got a whole book of phat rhymes I be ripping
Pipe-weed I be smoking, fine ale I be sipping
Then steal Farmer Maggot’s mushrooms and start tripping
Speaking of frying, I want to eat some grub
I’m going to order up a couple pints at the pub
I’ll sing a few songs, maybe tell you a tale
While I wash down my food with a tall glass of ale

Barlimen Butterbur
Where the Great East Road meets the Greenway
The Prancing Pony is the only place to stay
I’m Barlimen Butterbur, the innkeeper
And if you spend the night I hope you’re a deep sleeper
Cause we know how to party, our beer is great
And in the village of Bree the bars stay open late
So forget about you troubles, no need to worry
The first rounds on me, you’ll be drunk in a hurry

Bill Ferney
I’m Bill Ferney, a man of Bree
And if you need some help, you shouldn’t ask me
I’ll laugh at your trouble cause I think that its funny
My main interests are making mischief and money
If someone pays me to rat you out I’ll snitch
I’m going to do whatever it takes to get rich
I’ll even work for Sauron if he pays me in cash
So when I’m around you better watch your ass

Glorfindel
I’m a powerful Elf-lord, Glorfindel
If you’re in pain I can make you feel well
Healing fatal wounds with the touch of my hand
When ring-wraiths reappear, I take a stand
Chase them like rats, cause that’s what they are
I even scared off the Witch-king of Angmar
Shine in dark times like a bright, white, light
They all know the might of an elven knight

Goldberry
I am Goldberry, more fair than an elf
Embodiment of the river itself
Return each year to bathe in the water
Because I am the River-Woman’s daughter
At the edge of the old forest I chill
With my husband Tom Bombadil
Together both of us make quite a pair
Living a life free of worry and care

Tom Bombadil
I’m Tom Bombadil, and I know how to chill
The Master of the wood, water, and hill
My coat is blue, my big boots are yellow
A laughing, singing, merry old fellow
In the Old Forest I live life with ease
I was here before the river and trees
Saw the first raindrop and the first acorn
None know what I am or when I was born

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from Nerdcore, released April 29, 2010
J.R.R Tolkien: Inspiration

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Ari Lesser Cleveland

Ari Lesser is a singer, songwriter, rapper, and spoken word artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He has performed all over the world, and written hundreds of songs on a wide range of subjects. Ari’s repertoire is expansive, touching on everything from history, to animals, to Star Wars, but now his focus and passion is making music based on the Torah. ... more

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