They aren’t young or old, they’re at an in between age
Adolescent reptilians, we know them as teenage
They fell in the sewer and because of some pollutants
They were transformed, from normal Turtles into mutants
They were found by Splinter, a calm giant rat
Who trained them in the arts of ninjitsu combat
Now they’re dangerous ninjas, who make villains cower
Heroes in a half-shell who fight with Turtle power
Leonardo wears blue; he’s the leader of the pack
And he’ll put a sword through you before you can attack
Cut enemies to pieces like a hot knife through butter
Kill a whole gang of villains, leave them lying in the gutter
He’s meaner he’s greener, his weapons the katana
He’ll wreck you like Katrina, wrecked Louisiana
Many men have died, on the blade of his sword
Killing villains is so easy that sometimes he gets bored
Raphael wears red and his weapon is the sai
He’ll leave you stone dead fore you even know why
Stand in his way, you’re probably going to die
He’ll stab you in the back with the blink of an eye
Don’t test Raphael; he’s got a short fuse
His opponents never know what body parts they’re going to lose
Of the four Turtles he’s the biggest hater
He’ll fuck you up first, and he’ll ask question later
In purple’s Donatello, the brains of the crew
A very smart fellow, always knows what to do
When the Turtles got a problem he’s the go to man
They can always count on him to come up with a plan
Think that makes him a wuss, don’t make me laugh
He’ll cut your ass in half with his fucking bo staff
Insult Donatello, I hope your skull’s thick
Cause you about to get bashed in the head with a stick
In orange is Michelangelo, nun chucks flying
He’ll leave you crying, lying on the ground without trying
He loves to party, and has a great sense of humor
When he’s not kicking ass, he’s a pizza consumer
He’ll load them up with every single topping he can cram
Onions, pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, cheese, and ham
Though he’s a nice guy don’t get him in a bad mood
Or he’ll beat you half to death, yelling “Cowabunga dude!”
They know one chick, a red headed cutie
Former lab assistant with a fine ass-booty
She goes by the name of April O’Neil
And those horny Ninja Turtles always try to cop feel
They don’t meet a lot of women, always fighting evildoers
And it’s hard to bring a girl home when you live in the sewers
The turtles always scheming, trying to get in April’s pants
But she only dates humans so they don’t have a chance
The Turtles archrival is a guy who’s really cocky
Ninja Master of the Foot Clan, Oroku Saki
Most know him as Shredder, he wears claws on his hands
And an army of soldiers that obey his commands
World domination is his only motivation
But the Turtles interfere and cause him lots of frustration
And him and his foot soldiers can’t compete
Cause every time they fight the Ninja Turtles they get beat
They aren’t young or old, they’re at an in between age
Adolescent reptilians, we know them as teenage
They fell in the sewer and because of some pollutants
They were transformed, from normal Turtles into mutants
They were found by Splinter, a calm giant rat
Who trained them in the arts of ninjitsu combat
Now they’re dangerous ninjas, who make villains cower
Heroes in a half-shell who fight with Turtle power
credits
from Nerdcore,
track released July 2, 2006
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