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Return Of The Jedi

from Nerdcore by Ari Lesser

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Episode VI

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Return Of The Jedi

Jabba The Hutt
I’m a notorious Gangster named Jabba The Hutt
No matter what the operation I take the fattest cut
Piracy, slavery, gunrunning, spice-smuggling
Got a hand in so many crimes, that I’m juggling
Cruel, pragmatic, greedy, and malicious
I like torture, execution, and half-naked bitches
You don’t want to fuck with me, I’m a straight gang lord
Drop you through a trap door, and feed you to my rancor

Sarlacc
From the Pit of Carkoon, I am the Sarlacc
Near my sand dune I’ll have you for a snack
My tentacles pull anything they can reach
Into the pit of my mouth full of teeth
My snake like tongue will swallow you whole
But keep you alive so you die slow
To be eaten by me is the greatest of fears
I’ll digest your body for thousands of years

Chief Chirpa
I’m Chief Chirpa covered in gray hair
Might look like a little furry teddy bear
Only bout a meter high, I ain’t that large
But on the moon of Endor I’m the one in charge
I command an army of Ewok fighters
Using spears, knives, rocks and hang gliders
We’ll hunt you down no matter where you run
And sacrifice your body to the Golden One

C-3PO
I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations
Fluent in six million forms of communication
Assisting with etiquette, customs, and translation
So everything runs smoothly when you go on vacation
But space travel is perilous I prefer not to fly
I need no excitement, I’d rather not die
I’m just a protocol droid, trying to avoid
Any situation that will get me destroyed

IG-88A
I am IG-88 Assassin droid
If you are organic you will be destroyed
All non-droid life forms are inferior
My intelligence and design are superior
I am made of weapons but I added one more
By inserting myself in the Death Star’s core
When it starts running, I’ll start gunning
The galactic Droid Revolution is coming

Wedge Antilles
I’m Wedge Antilles and I’m a Corillean
Starfighter pilot ace of the rebellion
True very few have flown where I flew
Made runs on the Death Star one and two
Call me Red rider, a whole fleet of TIE Fighter
Won’t put a ding on the X-Wing I’m inside of
Friends keep fallen, all leaving me grieving
Top gun son only reason I’m breathing

Admiral Ackbar
Freedom fighting frigate flying Admiral Ackbar
I eat up imperial ships like a snack bar
Mon Calamari military, leader I run
The MC80 Star Cruiser, Home One
Supreme Commander of the Rebel Fleet
Fighting for our lives so we can’t retreat
Fly on the frontline, I stay on course
A selfless servant of the Rebel Force

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from Nerdcore, released April 29, 2010
George Lucas: Inspiration

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Ari Lesser is a singer, songwriter, rapper, and spoken word artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He has performed all over the world, and written hundreds of songs on a wide range of subjects. Ari’s repertoire is expansive, touching on everything from history, to animals, to Star Wars, but now his focus and passion is making music based on the Torah. ... more

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