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Dinosaurs

from Nerdcore by Ari Lesser

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Dinosaurs

Stegosaurus
I’m Stegosaurus you know I’m a classic
Herbivore dinosaur from the Jurassic
Even though I got a walnut sized brain
My bodies still built like a five-ton train
Thirty-foot back that’s stacked with racks
Of two foot plates to defend from attacks
Four sharp spikes on the end of my tail
Carnivores coming to close get impaled

Apatosaurus
I’m Apatosaurus wide as a whale
Call me Brontosaurus I’ll hit you with my tail
It’s fifty feet long, and incredibly strong
To drop any dinosaur doing me wrong
Jurassic Sauropod weighing thirty-five tons
Plus have a huge neck so I try not to run
Yard length feet on my four large legs
So big I even lay foot long eggs

Allosaurus
From the Jurassic, I’m Allosaurus
Hunt with a pack no prey’s to big for us
Eat Stegosaurus even Apatosaurus
If you see us coming you better not ignore us
Serrated teeth my jaws are strong
Fifteen feet high thirty-five feet long
More than a four ton Carnosaur
North America’s biggest carnivore

Diplodocus
I’m the long necked Diplodocus
Swallowing Jurassic plants is my focus
Sauropod like me live a century
But I can’t remember most things I see
My tiny brain don’t do much thinking
Use my head for eating and drinking
You know it takes a lot of water and leaves
To fill a hundred foot beast like me

Brachiosaurus
I’m Brachiosaurus, I got a long neck
To help me reach all the leaves I collect
Plus I can stare almost everywhere
From fifty feet in the Jurassic air
Giraffes are almost as high as my hip
Eighty five tons you could say I weigh a grip
And I built this body on a vegan diet
You’re not an herbivore I suggest you try it

Velociraptor
Velociraptor hunting in packs
Smarter, and faster, than all of my snacks
Each of my feet has a claw like a sickle
To rip through flesh and make your blood trickle
I’m a cutthroat killer Cretaceous bird
Covered in feathers if you haven’t heard
The size of a turkey but if I was living
I’d be the one eating you for thanksgiving

Ankylosaurus
Ankylosaurus I’m hard to harm. My
Topside is plated with, spikes and armor
If you want to flip me you better be strong
Cause I weigh four tons, I’m thirty feet long
And if you even try you’re going to get nailed
By the big bony club on the end of my tail
I’m an herbivore but I’m ready for war
Live in the Cretaceous life is hardcore

Pterosaur
I’m Pterosaur a flying carnivore
From the Cretaceous but not a dinosaur
Seven-foot head on my ten-foot neck
With a big brain for my intellect
I got sharp teeth and a sharper mind
Then Petri from The Land Before Time
Forty foot wing span so I get high
Biggest beast to ever soar through the sky

Triceratops
I’m a late Cretaceous Triceratops
Like a twelve-ton rhino I can’t be stopped
Eight hundred teeth for the plants I eat
Inside of my dome that about seven feet
All predatory attacks I deflect
With the big bone shield that protects my neck
Try to take a bite out of me, instead
Stab you with three-foot horns on my head

Tyrannosaurus
Tyrannosaurus Rex just call me T
Cretaceous carnivore you never want to see
My arms may be small but I got big feet
Big head, big jaws and twelve-inch teeth
Forty-foot long twenty-foot tall tower
Chasing down prey at twenty-five miles an hour
Love fast food cause I’m always on the run
You eat a quarter pounder, I eat a quarter ton

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from Nerdcore, track released September 15, 2009

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Ari Lesser is a singer, songwriter, rapper, and spoken word artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He has performed all over the world, and written hundreds of songs on a wide range of subjects. Ari’s repertoire is expansive, touching on everything from history, to animals, to Star Wars, but now his focus and passion is making music based on the Torah. ... more

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